I'm the ugly friend

My mind on a page. Enjoy <3

50c:

we all sensitive like a clit

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aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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princesshoneycunt:

ed-pool:

"I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

"And for a moment, he was alive. And my fairy tale came true."

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tany4:

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

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keyote:

Professor: 30% of students fail this course so tutoring is advised. 

me: why don’t you not be a shitty teacher 

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Things I'm bad at:singing
Things I do a lot:sing

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

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