I'm the ugly friend

My mind on a page. Enjoy <3

astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

(via pizza)

i-am-knocking:

"The first rule of leadership: Everything is your fault." - A Bug’s Life

(via senor-sam)

stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

(Source: stability, via pizza)

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

image

(via sodamnrelatable)

i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

(Source: hurtlamb, via m--cklesm0ree)

thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

exhists:

life is filled with tough choices for example do i eat pizza everyday or be healthy and eat it 5 days a week

(via guy)

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

(via therealzelda)