I'm the ugly friend

My mind on a page. Enjoy <3

what-mom:

When ugly people have high standards

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(Source: what-mom, via andrewquo)

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

mayahansens:

the sickest burn in all of television history

(via pizza)

2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

(Source: sir-broccoli, via intensional)